{"title":"Retirement Gifts","description":"\u003cp\u003eThey put in the years. Make sure the gift shows it. Personalized and laser-engraved right here in our Florida studio — because a gift card just doesn't cut it after 30 years.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"official-man-card-bottle-opener","title":"Official Man Card Bottle Opener | Personalized Gift for Dads and Groomsmen | Laser Engraved","description":"\u003cp\u003eLost your Man Card? Don't worry. I make replacements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is our signature piece — a stainless steel bottle opener laser-engraved with the Official Man Card design. It's the kind of gift that ends up in a pocket, a drawer, or on a workbench and gets pulled out at exactly the right moment. Dads, groomsmen, the guy who already has everything — this one works across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a bottle opener. It's also a statement. And it's personalized, so it's actually worth keeping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStainless steel construction — solid, not flimsy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBusiness card size — wallet and pocket friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLaser-engraved with the Official Man Card design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePersonalized in our Land O' Lakes, Florida workshop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a great gag gift that's actually useful\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOne size. One design. No overthinking required. Add it to your cart and call it done.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gramps Lazer Shack","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41667111616567,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0603\/3391\/6215\/files\/20250516_184838_1.jpg?v=1747439775"},{"product_id":"custom-engraved-hammer-personalized-gift","title":"Custom Engraved Hammer | Personalized Tool Gift for Dad | Father's Day and Retirement Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eA hammer is practical. A hammer with your dad's name laser-engraved on the handle is something he'll actually keep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe take a full-size, solid hammer and engrave whatever you want right into the wood handle — a name, a date, a short message, a nickname he pretends to hate. The engraving is deep and permanent. It's not going to fade, and it's not going to look weird after a few years in a toolbox.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a real tool, not a display piece. He can hang it on the wall if he wants, but it'll also drive a nail just fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-size solid hammer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWood handle — laser-engraved with your custom text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermanent engraving — won't wear off with use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a genuinely good Father's Day, retirement, or birthday gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEngraved in our Land O' Lakes, Florida studio\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEnter your text at checkout — name, date, message, whatever you want on it. Keep it under 3 lines and we'll make it look right. Not sure what to say? \"Don't tell Grandma I let you borrow this\" works fine.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gramps Lazer Shack","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41669939626039,"sku":null,"price":29.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0603\/3391\/6215\/files\/FathersDayHammer.jpg?v=1747832660"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0603\/3391\/6215\/collections\/20250516_184838_1_7e8fd987-d99d-4b10-8ddc-0469e45666f9.jpg?v=1778971455","url":"https:\/\/lazershack.com\/collections\/retirement-gifts.oembed","provider":"Gramps Lazer Shack","version":"1.0","type":"link"}